Escape from Intensive Treatment to the island surface

Rescue the guards and henchman from the Joker toxin in Decontamination

Complete a combo of 5 moves (any play mode)

Clear Castle Oblivion 1F.

You sold 300 junk items.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.