Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Spare all developers in credits

Get Fired

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Start a New Game+

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology

Visit Mortimer every day

Get the cactus to meow

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day

Pissed off the boss' cat

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Get a raise