It’s just four strings, how hard could it possibly be?

Hope springs, rats multiply.

Those had someone else’s mouth germs on them!

Well, that was weird.

Oh no. Oh no no no no.

Huh. Ok then. Hm.

Finish a level without taking damage.

Defeat Ursa Major.

Finish a level after removing all fog of war.

Destroy 50 cars

Level up to Rank 5

Complete a mission (excluding New Blood) with a human partner