Starting to get used to competition? Then set your sights on winning 30 Battle Hub matches. Gotta give yourself a challenge if you want to get anywhere in life.

Take four full long rests in a single playthrough - adventuring's tiring work.

Fight 100 online battles via Fighting Ground. What's that? Too difficult, you say? If you wish to take on the world, there can be no other path.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You've spent $500.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Having outside support is a bit like having a spirit. You can't see them, but they lend you strength all the same. Send or receive 600 "Nice!" marks, and you'll feel strong too.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You sold 300 junk items.

You have joined the KKK.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.