Open all of the safes and locks in the game.

Use only the EMF Visualizer to complete Ada's gameplay segment.

Read a letter left behind by Jill.

Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Shoot a zombie dog or a licker out of the air.

You sold 300 junk items.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.