Complete all the micro-levels in the game

Travel to Moria, High Fells, Dol Guldur and the Erebor throne room after they have been visited in the main story

Deflect 3 arrows back at an archer using dash

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Use all the fishing spots in the game as Bard

Prod all the non-quest characters on the World Map

Defeat 10 Wargs playing as Beorn the Bear

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended your father.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.