Beat the epilogue with secret ending

Collect all the puzzle pieces

Go to the car 60 times

Use all throwing weapons at least once

Kill the crapping gangster with a fireaxe

Kill the panthers using Brandon the Panther

Find Jones the Crocodile

Hit three or more enemies with the same weapon in one throw

Beat the epilogue

Beat the main story

Perform a 12x combo

Kill 99 dogs

Kill 1989 enemies