They won't reach the Nuclear Throne

Complete Operation Cobra.

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish

Win a match where the enemy team scored no points.

Kill a player in the air who is over 100 units above the ground.

Completed Chapter 2.

Completed Chapter 1.

Improved photography level for the first time.

Drove the Regalia.

Used magic for the first time.

Performed first point-warp suspension.

Learned first ability.