You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've spent $500.

You befriended your father.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.