Hack 5 enemies at once as Sombra in Quick or Competitive Play.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Interrupt an enemy ultimate ability with Ana's Sleep Dart in Quick or Competitive Play.

You befriended your father.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've spent $500.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You have joined the KKK.