You farted on four major authority figures.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You completed the game without selling any items.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.