Find and summon the quasit Shovel. Or is her name... Fork? Maybe Basket?

Take four full long rests in a single playthrough - adventuring's tiring work.

Consume a parasite and unlock a new power - is it meant to wriggle the whole way down?

Take control of the Nautiloid and escape the hells.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Finish the game on the "Blood and Broken Bones!" or "Death March!" difficulty levels.

Defeat Eredin.

Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.