You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Collect every other trophy.

Eat a piece of toast.

Beat each parkour race once.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Get the commemorative hat.

Put out 4 campfires.

Make it to the top of the mountain.

Encountered the Memorial Mob

Beat the Boss Rush

Win all the horse races in the game.