Against all odds, you finished the game with the Cursed Sword!

Appease "Mama Tick's" anger.

four Boss Stem Cells active

You beat the "Time Keeper" without taking a single hit.

Phase shift for 3 seconds

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

You beat "Conjunctivius" without taking a single hit!

Finish Donu with a Feed.

Channel 9 Plasma in a single turn.

Defend the political centre 7 times

Bang up 5 inanimate objects

Beat the game with a 5 card deck or smaller.

Defeat a boss on turn 1.