You haven't missed a single radio show.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You made the train engine run out of steam.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

You were enlightened by a dream.