Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish using only swords and pistols

Complete "The Road to Victory"

Beat "Death, Baby" while wearing the pirate hat

Get a high score at the Carnival

Set the Dialog Volume slider to zero

Complete "Landed in Prison"

Stealth Kill Sinister, in the Prison, with the Sword!

Interact with all the ladies at the Shower Surprise Party room

Shoot everything from the Wheel of Insanity (Balloons and the Cow)

Slap Wolverine a bunch of times

Defeat Arclight while taking no damage from her slam attacks

Playing with Deadpool's junk

Be pretty