Eliminate 20 enemies with an opportunity attack

Collect 5 ores

Eliminate 5 enemies by throwing them into spikes

Earn 10,000 Time Crystals

Defeat the otherworldly queen

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've spent $500.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You completed the game without selling any items.