You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended your father.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.