You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You befriended your father.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You have joined the KKK.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.