You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Finish Between the Pages without losing your Stamp

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You've spent $500.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Obtain all of the weapons in the game.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.