Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Complete 20 Quests on Pephka, Obsidian and Abantis islands.

Complete A Poet's Legacy.

Complete the Hippokrates questline.

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Phone home

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Ace all challenges!