Win your first Episode

You've farted on people 100 times.

Qualify from 100 rounds

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Qualify from a round without falling over even once

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Play 3 games in the Free-for-All matchmaking queue.

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Find 10 costume pieces