You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You befriended your father.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.