Kill 5 foes in a fight without taking damage (except for Toxicity) and without using the Quen Sign.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Completed the mission "Marooned".

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Craft your first Helm

Miss a lot of boxes.