Completed the mission "Systems Jammed".

Reached level 5.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Reach Cop Rank 5

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Find one treasure

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Win the title bout!

Complete one Cooperative Multiplayer game