Earn an overall Battle Time Attack record of 4 minutes or less.

Clear Stage 9, 10, or 11 without losing any life.

Clear Stage 8.

Clear Stage 6.

For pressing every single one of Eustace's statements and forcing him to correct them all in AAI2: PG, Episode 2

Play the Reckless Cyclist minigame.

Rearrange a sentence to make the bridge huge.

Rearrange a sentence to make the little frog huge.

Clear Stage 4.

Clear Stage 2.

Find a Glitchbird.

Defeat the Honey Badger in a boxing match.