Pick your first ride

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.