Win a blitzball match

Clear the Besaid Cloister of Trials

Reach 80% of your stronghold's total value.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.