You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.