You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Not a bird lover, are you?

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!