Keep a clean sheet

Score with a defender in a match

Score from a penalty in a match

Win a game when down one man

Score two goals with the Super Shot powerup in one game.

Hit a player over the boards.

Complete all levels in The Wedding

Complete all levels in The Gardens

Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material

Complete a level with more than one player

Score over 1500 points in a singleplayer game

Crushed 50 Enemies.

Replayed any completed map.