Survive the Witch’s Woods

Complete Level 1 - Pursuers in the Sewers

Obtain a Runic Attack Gem

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.