Craft 10 distinct recipes

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've spent $500.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.