You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.