Complete your first structure (signs, ladders, and climbing anchors also count.)

Use the music player for the first time.

Soothe a crying BB and stop the crying for the first time.

Complete the prologue: Porter.

Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

You befriended your father.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.