You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.