You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.