The old monkey has told his tale. Onward you must go.

Dunk the basketball.

Jump 500 times.

Wear the paper bag.

Get out of Crazy Willie's

Complete the tutorial.

Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Defeat the 1st Colossus

Complete 'Enter, Pursued by a Memory'.

Sleep for more than one hour.

Meet B-12.

Meow 100 times.

You survived a 6 star wanted level for a full 5 minutes.