You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Win the highest bet at the Fights.

Train a recruit up to the Rank of Assassin.

Earn 3 gold medals in the Animus Virtual Training Program.

Unlock all trophies.

Collect all the Feathers.