Cook five types of food

Drink three cups of coffee, no more than once a day

Save Pueblucho

Enter the world of the dead

Complete the game using one piece of rotting meat and no flares

Eat five fruit drops, no more than once a day

Complete the game without firing a single shot

Complete the game in Expert Mode

Drink a Chilled Mexican Cola

Attempt to talk to The Man Who Wears A Box five times

Rescue a Clone from a Test Chamber!

Destroy 6 turrets in level CU04 in under one second