Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You've spent $500.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You befriended your father.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.