You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Confront Rorke (Complete "The Ghost Killer" on any difficulty.)