Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Find at least one collectible in the game.

Protect Francesca.

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Serve a bloody mary

Find and utilize a bidet

Scratch two compact disc records

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant