In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You have joined the KKK.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.