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Complete one optional tomb.

Clear a Side Op or Extra Op

Reunite with Chico or Paz

You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You befriended your father.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You have joined the KKK.