Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Obtain Creature.

Obtain Sweezy.

Obtain Gus.

Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

Kill Slumsley.

Finish Clown Prix in 140 seconds or less.

Eat 100 Ghosts. (Original Mode excluded.)

Eat 200 Fruit. (Original Mode excluded.)

Clear the King Galaxian Episode with no misses.