Complete all levels in The Gardens

Place a sticker

Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material

In Ascension, escape on all 3 lunar landers.

Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet.

Performed first Brutal Melee move

Reach rank 10 in Combat Training.

Create a spell (Single Player Campaign)

Finish 5 Wager Matches "in the money."

Complete the Trainyard mission in a single player campaign.

Complete the campaign on any difficulty.

Incinerate 10 enemies with the flamethrower attachment in the POW compound.

Destroy all targets and structures while making your way up the river.