Crush a corpse in a door

Finish a level with 200% armor and 200% health

Play 100 Standard battles as a Battleship

Beat the game on "Hardcore" difficulty

Beat the 'Into The Abyss' level in under 5 minutes

Beat 'The Eight Pages' level in under 5 minutes

Find all scrapbook items

Die in the 'Into the Abyss' level 3 times in a row

Disrupt Charlie while he's crying at least 3 times

Exceed 10 failed pause attempts

Pick up an oversized sign and somehow manage to fit it in your scrapbook

Riding a slide in a horror game

Play the piano until the first notes from "No Friends" is played