You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've spent $500.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Won 10 battles using villains.

Obtain 100 player customization items.

Recognized the true threat to the world's future.

Cleared all Hero chapters in Story Mode.

Acquired 50 titles.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You befriended your father.