Complete your first Raritanium weapon mod.

Complete the Ranger tryouts on Veldin.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.